Instagram SWEET HIGH TREATS...

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via guy)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

(Source: garysgalaxy, via phobias)

akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

(via givingblowjobs)

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

me when im stoned -_-

(Source: queenshannel, via she-goblin)

tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

(Source: georgegillies, via sextnoise)

corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

(Source: sandandglass, via lulz-time)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via lubricates)

reddlr-trees:

2 ounces of Monkey paw